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westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

(via the-awesomepossum)

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cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

(Source: copperbooms, via carolynsaysno)

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via dannyfentons)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

tobiasfunkey:

jammydodgerdoctor:

tobiasfunkey:

my followers stopped caring about me 14 years ago

tumblr came out like 2007 or something

WHATTHE FUCK IS THAT

I think it’s an elephant seal

I mean I’m not an expert but I did watch Happy Feet

(via partypatisinthehouse)

meladoodle:

will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.

(via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)

(via lovetheriddlesthatyouspeak)

wewatchourselvesdie:

OMG

(Source: graceinplace, via youre-so-not-fetch)

When someone gives me a dirty look when I drink diet coke in the morning

makingitinla:

(via i-say-bazingaaa)

sodamnrelatable:

DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN  YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY

(Source: delaria, via iwishiwereacupcake)

(Source: idiod, via partypatisinthehouse)

iconastop:

have u ever started to write a text post but its so bad that u dont even f

(via partypatisinthehouse)

snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

(via sassy-little-liars)

You Have No Idea How Excited I Am For Tonight.

I’m Like Dead.